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I think my wife has it down to a science. When she feels the urge to pass gas she simply comes to where I am, and either sits next to me, or stands near me, let'er rip, then say "Well, you pig, the least you could do is excuse yourself." Then she just simply walks away leaving me with the blame. She says women don't pass gas, they just have an unpleasant aire about them at times.

Posted on Jan 01, 2006 at 04:29 PM Reply / Add Comments Quote Report
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Poor fellow! I would just warn the massager about the imminent, so he/she has the option to run for cover or grab a fan to blow the gas away. We do hang onto our decorum; it must be from the time of Queen Victoria, unless we got a lineage of purist religious training. My wife will occasionally murmur, "Excuse me". That's it. So I am left with pursuing what it was that she did. The double standard reigns here: men can fart and smile, while women to this day think they must never pass wind until they can get to the powder room.

Posted on Nov 27, 2005 at 01:26 AM Reply / Add Comments Quote Report
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think iwould have had to ask for a 5 min break

Posted on Nov 21, 2005 at 11:48 PM Like Reply / Add Comments Quote Report
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Great news to read someone's honest account - we've all shared that experience of relaxing so much that we need to break wind - bet the massuer's must experience it happening so often.

Posted on Nov 21, 2005 at 10:14 PM Like Reply / Add Comments Quote Report
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...fairly confident of a nil blog response here, however, as i've never heard of a blog before, not got a lot to lose. Had naturist massage in London on Friday....for those who like a laugh, it was only 30 mins long and I was very close to breaking wind for about 25 of them.....just couldn't or didn't have the heart to ask for a 5 mins break! On the plus side, never any danger of any unwanted uprisings...! Well, what would you lot have done???

Posted on Nov 21, 2005 at 09:07 AM Like Reply / Add Comments Quote Report