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Quoting crddnk:
YOU MIGHT LIVE IN MINNESOTA IF:
(Some same as Canada's)
You consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through l8
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year, because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too Spendy"
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches
If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina, Shakopee, Winton and Ely
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy
"Vacation" means going up north past Virginia for the weekend
You measure distance in hours.
You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them
Where men are men and so are the women
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Zups Grocery Store at any given time.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction
You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
You consider Minneapolis exotic.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
Blue spruce.
Down South to you means Iowa.
A brat is something you eat.
You go out to fish fry every Friday.
You find 0 degrees a little chilly
YOU MIGHT LIVE IN MINNESOTA IF:
(Some same as Canada's)
You consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through l8
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year, because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too Spendy"
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches
If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina, Shakopee, Winton and Ely
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy
"Vacation" means going up north past Virginia for the weekend
You measure distance in hours.
You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them
Where men are men and so are the women
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Zups Grocery Store at any given time.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction
You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
You consider Minneapolis exotic.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
Blue spruce.
Down South to you means Iowa.
A brat is something you eat.
You go out to fish fry every Friday.
You find 0 degrees a little chilly
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