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Posted on Fri, Jan 14, 2011 02:06

Here in the U.K, there are quite a few places where you can walk for quite long distances out in the country without coming across 'Textiles'. It can have its dangers though. A friend tells me what actually happened somewhere in Cambridgeshire, UK, last summer. Two walkers were doing a completly nude walk out in the country; When suddenly out of nowhere a large Black Bull appeared behind them. The Bull was not teathered and looked quite threatening. Once the Bull realised that they were there, it began heading towards them. The first guy (I won't give his name) dropped his rucksack and frantically dug out his trainers (sneakers in USA speak) and quickly starts putting them on. He was much the shorter of the two. His friend, much the taller and who you would expect to be able to run faster said 'What are you doing?' 'Trainers won't help you outrun that Bull. The shorter of the two, a man of great wisdom, replied 'I don't need to outrun the bull, I just need to outrun you!'. The moral of this tale seems to be 'Even if you are a 'shorta**e, by using your brain at the right time it might just bring you out in front.


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Posted on Sun, Jan 30, 2011 05:47

Hallo all . Express yourself . Keep in touch, Merio .

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Posted on Sat, Jan 22, 2011 10:10

just glad there are some people that can see the funny side and not take things to seriously.


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Posted on Wed, Jan 19, 2011 08:18

Not quite a lot of 'Old Bull', we do have groups that do open and woodland walks here in the U.K, the walks are mainly males and they normally have footwear and some form of rucksack. They have been known to meet up with 'Textiles going the other way with no problems. Any comparision with the Cols. Troop of Elephants in 'Jungle Book' is considered unkind.


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Posted on Mon, Jan 17, 2011 13:39

I saw the joke coming, but it was still fun. The nude slant was a nice addition.


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Posted on Sun, Jan 16, 2011 05:02

There is a lot of bull to that old joke.


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